about

I mean, really. 11116471_10155382238055494_8317280484949856234_n

What the everloving fuck is this?

It’s a blog.

Nobody blogs anymore. 

I know, I know, so retro. Can’t help myself. I stopped blogging when everyone was doing it and then Snapchat came along and now look at me. Blogging.

But what’s the point?

What?

I mean, what are you trying to accomplish?

Nothing.

OK. What is this blog about, then?

Nothing.

Really. 

Yes, really. Or maybe pop and existentialism. But also mostly nothing.

That sounds like a really productive use of your time. 

Shush, you. You’re not my real dad.

Right. Seriously, who are you.

Well, I am not going to tell you my name or anything, but I can tell you a few interesting facts about myself. For instance, that I am a copywriter, and I was born in Spain and then moved all over the planet forever and now I live in Prague and everywhere like, such as.

You’re kidding, right? It would take me like four keystrokes to find out your name. 

Clever girl. Take a sugar.

But what if I want to get in touch with you professionally, for copywriting stuff?

You can send me a line to thismuchyellow@gmail.com and if you’re nice I’ll send you my portfolio and then we’ll see.

I’m out of fake questions. 

Well then, bye.

(Also, if you are my real dad, sorry for all the swearing.)

6 thoughts on “about”

  1. Hey Yellow,
    Greetings from Sydney, Australia. Wish I’d visited Prague when I was doing the whole backpacking through Europe thing in 1992. My friend went and she loved it. I was and will always be a huge fan of Milan Kundera and wrote a post which quoted him only yesterday: https://beyondtheflow.wordpress.com/2018/03/19/the-unbelievable-lightness-of-being/ That whole thing of the lightness and heaviness of being struck a chord.
    I’m really enjoying your blog and your attitude and you’re definitely another one off.
    Best wishes,
    Rowena

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  2. hello there! thanks for following my blog–i just took a gander at yours and it’s wonderful! (especially liked phd divorce and the hello kitty bit…) you have a great sense of humor and a mesmerizing way with words.

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